HI, IT’S ME, WIKIPEDIA, AND I AM READY FOR YOUR APOLOGY Well, well, well. Look who it is.
The global academic, scientific, and pro-fact community. [...] What’s that? You want me around now? Well, maybe if you ask nicely. And make it worth my while.
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hi-its-me-wikipedia-and-i-am-ready-for-your-apology